Animal Mystic Gifts

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Phoenix

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'Boy you light my fire!'

"She will take me on more walks."

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"You're not a goat person?"

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"Just one more..."

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

Year of the Tiger

'Animal magic.'

A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for life.

Telepekingesis.

"Your honor. I have just three questions for Ms. Fairy about her scam. One. Why just baby teeth? Why not dentures?...."

No way am I sticking my paw in there!

".....Ear of dog, leg of toad, eye of ca...... Bloody hell, here comes Rolf Harris!"

Dog doing tricks on street corner.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elfin-grove

The Holstein Prophecy.

'I never said you were a hypochonriac, I said your illness was a myth.'

"We'll start with the basics - Sit down and shut up."