Animal Whimsist Gifts

Year of the Tiger

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Spring Training

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Bathroom Fairy

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Business or pleasure?

When swine flew!

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

A Kangermoo

Stonehens

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Carpet Cows

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

When Pugs dream.

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

A Psychiatrist on his day off...

Child puts his finger in a dam to prevent it flooding.

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'