Animal Mystic Pillows

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Phoenix

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'Boy you light my fire!'

"She will take me on more walks."

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"You're not a goat person?"

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"Just one more..."

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

Year of the Tiger

'Animal magic.'

A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for life.

Telepekingesis.

"Your honor. I have just three questions for Ms. Fairy about her scam. One. Why just baby teeth? Why not dentures?...."

No way am I sticking my paw in there!

".....Ear of dog, leg of toad, eye of ca...... Bloody hell, here comes Rolf Harris!"

Dog doing tricks on street corner.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elfin-grove

The Holstein Prophecy.

'I never said you were a hypochonriac, I said your illness was a myth.'

"We'll start with the basics - Sit down and shut up."