Eastern Mystic T-Shirts

"Just one more..."

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Wikipedia...

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

God's Phone

"All the celebrities come here."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Witches of Instagram

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"You're on mute."

Yogi back in 5.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Snake with headphones.

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

Crystal Ball Plug

God's Phone

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

End of world nigh!!!

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.