Eastern Thought Gifts

Wang Yangming listens.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Cow yin yang spots.

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Mass Confucian

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

"Every time you come back you're depressed and disgusted. I'd quit visiting earth, if I were you."

Spirit of Revolt Simmering in Crete

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

"Just one more..."

Census Infinity.

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death

Man undergoes acupuncture while doctor looks at acupressure gauge.

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

This should be good. Ben Franklin and Confucius are having an aphorism contest!

'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

"It's time to pull the plug."

A pair of hands holds a yin and yang symbol.

Organic Curses

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome back.

"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."