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Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'The Questioner'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

How world war III started.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

All we have in life is this moment...

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Once upon a time there was no scientific method. So people made up stupid shit. The end."