Eastern Philosophy Buff Gifts

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"The meaning of life at a glance"

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Mass Confucian

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

"The meaning of life is cats."

Karl Marx

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

Crime - Punishment.

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

Plato's Dialogues & Letterman's Monologues.

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"