Eastern Philosophy Buff Prints

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Cow yin yang spots.

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"The meaning of life at a glance"

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

Mass Confucian

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

"The meaning of life is cats."

Karl Marx

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

Crime - Punishment.

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

Philosophy Department. 38 days without logical fallacy. (Published originally on December 6, 2007.)

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, Al. I might have found that quote useful if not for my deadly fear of hobgoblins.

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"