Eastern Philosophy Gifts

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

Please join me now in a group meditation.

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome back.

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

A pair of hands holds a yin and yang symbol.

Cow yin yang spots.

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Mass Confucian

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"Every time you come back you're depressed and disgusted. I'd quit visiting earth, if I were you."

Zen VD Clinic - one hand clap

Spirit of Revolt Simmering in Crete

"Just one more..."

Zen things to do before you reincarnate

Wang Yangming listens.

Man undergoes acupuncture while doctor looks at acupressure gauge.

Organic Curses

'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

This should be good. Ben Franklin and Confucius are having an aphorism contest!

"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."

'You're right, it really does make everything taste better!'

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