Eastern Philosophies Gifts

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Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Skeptic Tank.

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Cow yin yang spots.

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Mass Confucian

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

"Every time you come back you're depressed and disgusted. I'd quit visiting earth, if I were you."

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

Spirit of Revolt Simmering in Crete

Zen VD Clinic - one hand clap

"Just one more..."

Zen things to do before you reincarnate

Wang Yangming listens.

This should be good. Ben Franklin and Confucius are having an aphorism contest!

A pair of hands holds a yin and yang symbol.

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome back.

Man undergoes acupuncture while doctor looks at acupressure gauge.

Organic Curses

"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."

Please join me now in a group meditation.

"I hate to see the evening sun go down."