Eastern Philosophy Explorer Gifts

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Mass Confucian

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

Looking inside the internal maze,

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

Man sees sign: 'Beware of things that men were not meant to know'.

"Every time you come back you're depressed and disgusted. I'd quit visiting earth, if I were you."

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

Mao Zedong.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"...and Bexley has kindly offered to wrestle with any philosophical problems we may encounter."