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Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Cow yin yang spots.

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Move Right

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Mass Confucian

Looking inside the internal maze,

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.

"Past-present-future...Faith-hope-charity...Huey-Dewy-Louie."

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

Man sees sign: 'Beware of things that men were not meant to know'.

"Every time you come back you're depressed and disgusted. I'd quit visiting earth, if I were you."

Mao Zedong.

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."