Eastern Philosophy Lover Gifts

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"Moulting"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Scurile travels

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'Have you been working out?'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

'Professor Horvath's 'Intro to Existentialism' lecture was famously concise.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

Mass Confucian