Eastern Philosophy Lover Gifts

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Moulting"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Scurile travels

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'Have you been working out?'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Cow yin yang spots.

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

"The meaning of life at a glance"

Bookski Inc. Das Kapital. Sorry, Mister Marz, but we can't give you a big advance just because you need it.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'Professor Horvath's 'Intro to Existentialism' lecture was famously concise.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

Mass Confucian