East-west Thinker Gifts

This should be good. Ben Franklin and Confucius are having an aphorism contest!

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Cow yin yang spots.

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"I have to read this disclaimer: Any opinions expressed in this course belong to the professor and do not necessarily mean the university is left-wing."

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

2017 glass half full

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'Bogey of the left' "Play it again, Karl"

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

Hu Jintao.

"Dear Helen, Freelance works remains lucrative, but stressful."

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

A simple guide to political right philosophy

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

Wang Yangming listens.

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"I understand that your chakra may be 'out of alignment', but can we check first if your broken arm might be causing your pain?"

Migrant stairway to Europe

Western Philosophy.

'I just hate how everyone sees everything as black or white!'

A pair of hands holds a yin and yang symbol.

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome back.

Willy Brandt

Rush Limbaugh's parking space...