Eastern Medicine Gifts

Organic Curses

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Self help acupuncture

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

Cow yin yang spots.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Acupuncture clinic