Earthquake Humor Lover Gifts

Richter Scale

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

"Is it really necessary to shout 'Nailed it!' every time you hammer a nail?"

'It's just one night of the week you can't go out with your friends! It's not the end of the world!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Dept. of Seismology. The foundation is fully funding my San Andreas research! They're generous to a fault!

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

I tripped just now over by your bathroom. If I took this to court, I could get six figures. But I'll settle out of court for a lifetime supply of free coffee and donuts. We just had a huge earthquake. If you fell, it was probably because of that. You guys failed to think ahead and put in bouncy floors. Get out.

'Mr. President, our scientist say that the earthquake was caused by an unnamed fault in the Earth's crust.', 'Excellent! -- We'll call it 'Bush's Fault.''

10/03/17 14:03

'WOW,this is amazing down here captain, ABSOLUTELY amazing! That quake SURE did a lot of damage to the ocean's floor!'

'Put it on my tab.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'I can see the sea!'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Tear Along this Line.

When geologists argue.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"It's not polite to point."

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

Mayfly holds a sign saying "The end is night".