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Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'Mr. President, our scientist say that the earthquake was caused by an unnamed fault in the Earth's crust.', 'Excellent! -- We'll call it 'Bush's Fault.''

'I can see the sea!'

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

'WOW,this is amazing down here captain, ABSOLUTELY amazing! That quake SURE did a lot of damage to the ocean's floor!'

'Put it on my tab.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

Tear Along this Line.

When geologists argue.

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

"It's not polite to point."

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

Global Warning