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Modest to a fault.

'WOW,this is amazing down here captain, ABSOLUTELY amazing! That quake SURE did a lot of damage to the ocean's floor!'

10/03/17 14:03

Right? What are the odds of an earthquake while I'm getting a tattoo?

I tripped just now over by your bathroom. If I took this to court, I could get six figures. But I'll settle out of court for a lifetime supply of free coffee and donuts. We just had a huge earthquake. If you fell, it was probably because of that. You guys failed to think ahead and put in bouncy floors. Get out.

'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Natural Disasters

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"You know damn well what noise!"

Volcanic ash...

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'Please. Don't get me started.'

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Dept. of Seismology. The foundation is fully funding my San Andreas research! They're generous to a fault!

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

"How did the science test go?"

Load explodes on impact.

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Man dislikes noise of one man band, but goes home to his loud babies, pc and stereo.

Where's the leak then?

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

Alberta on fire