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'Speak for yourself. . . they said we couldn't have any pancakes unless there were any leftovers after.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Happy Retirement

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'