"Now that you've taken all the drugs that start with 'A' I'd like to start you on the 'Bs'."
Drug Dictionary Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks the language of true word enthusiasts? Our Drug Dictionary Aficionado collection features clever, playful items perfect for anyone passionate about language, linguistics, or the amusing side of words. Whether it’s for a friend who loves vocabulary, a fellow etymology buff, or someone who enjoys a clever twist on language humor, these items are sure to spark conversation and smiles. Show how much you appreciate their love for words with a gift that’s as smart as it is amusing.
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
Ninedency: A budding tendency
Wordplay: Gastropod.
Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.
'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'
In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.
"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."
'Side effects may include....'
"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."
"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"
"Spoiler alert...Z."
"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"
"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"
"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."
Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.
"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."
'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'
'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'
August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.
"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"
"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"
"Doric Ionic Ozempic"
'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'
Maintenance & Repairs. No wonder health care is so expensive, they told me to take to tablets every four hours.
Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.
Meds Toast
'It's a retrospective of Bernanke's most obtuse economic jargon...'
Side Effects
Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'
Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations
Samuel Johnson
'These smart pills are overpriced!"
"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"
'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'
Drug Dictionary Aficionado Gifts Collection
Drug Dictionary Aficionado Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more clever designs for language lovers and word enthusiasts. Perfect for coffee breaks and daily smiles.
Drug Dictionary Aficionado Pillows
Browse our pillows for more comfy, humorous designs perfect for adding linguistic flair to any room.
Drug Dictionary Aficionado Prints
Discover more prints that celebrate language and wit—ideal for word lovers to showcase their affection for words.
Drug Dictionary Aficionado T-Shirts
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