Driving Course Ninja Gifts

'There is no ‘Play Again' button.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Hi-yah!"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Street signs you don't want to see.

Lost around a military base.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'The penguin is upset...'

"Is there a problem officer?"

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.