Driveway Tailgater Gifts

A year ago I would have never guessed that tailgating in the driveway at home could feel like a normal thing to do.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Dog lover

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"You've already been for a walk."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

Cocktailgating. . . .

'Go long!'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

Redneck Flowerpot

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"We're so glad you could make it."

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"Good dog!"

Parping dog.

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

This is great! Whose idea was it to start the battle with a tailgate?