Driveway Tailgater Gifts

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Dog lover

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"You've already been for a walk."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'Go long!'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"We're so glad you could make it."

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"Good dog!"

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

Parping dog.

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'Whenever Phil goes away in the car without him, it's sulk, sulk, sulk.'