Drinks Server Gifts

"Whiskey and splash coming up!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

On holiday.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'A cheeky red?'

Selling lemon latt�

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Fast food. Even faster food

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Steak Ted?'

Low-Energy Drinks

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"You owe me five bucks."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."