Cocktail Server Gifts

'Another martini please.'

"Can I have a knife and fork, please."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

I could have danced all night!

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I love this time of day."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Shaken not stirred

"Drunk, yet orderly"

You're the botanicals in my gin

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.