Dracula Devotees Gifts

"Master Vlad, we must not forget wearing our bib when we go out playing at night."

'Man, can't find the keys again! Now do you think these things would come with a light? No, that would make too much sense!'

'You mean Pennsylvania, not Transylvania, don't you, Igor?'

'UGHHHH! I hate these age verifications!'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'... And this is my cellar.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Halloween Selfie

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Vampire Umbrella

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"Something nocturnal."

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Vampire afternoon tea.