Dracula Follower Gifts

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Are you made of sugar?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Invisible clothes

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Halloween Selfie

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Witch Bonfire

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

Vampire Umbrella

"Something nocturnal."

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

The Fox and the Crow.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

God throwing bricks on city

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

Next stop: moon!