Dracula Fan Gifts

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Are you gonna eat that garlic bread?"

And I'll tell you another thing that bugs me, he sucks his teeth in his sleep!!

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"I'll start with a tall glass of O positive."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Vlad the Impala

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Halloween Selfie

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Thermidor Dali

Dairy Devil

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"Which one is yours?"

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Naming that Impala

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."