Dracula Fan Pillows

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Are you gonna eat that garlic bread?"

And I'll tell you another thing that bugs me, he sucks his teeth in his sleep!!

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"I'll start with a tall glass of O positive."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Vlad the Impala

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

ThrEschers.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Things are looking up!"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Which one is yours?"

Dairy Devil

Halloween Selfie

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Thermidor Dali

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

A were-cow.

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Sausages!