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'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Vampire at the dentist

Vampire Umbrella

"Nah, not my type."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Paranormal A-Z...

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Night of the Zombonies.

Vlad the Inhaler

"I'm the bad guy..."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Halloween Selfie