Dracula Devotees Pillows

"Master Vlad, we must not forget wearing our bib when we go out playing at night."

'Man, can't find the keys again! Now do you think these things would come with a light? No, that would make too much sense!'

'You mean Pennsylvania, not Transylvania, don't you, Igor?'

'UGHHHH! I hate these age verifications!'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'... And this is my cellar.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Halloween Selfie

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Vampire Umbrella

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"Something nocturnal."

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Vampire afternoon tea.