Dracula Admirer Pillows

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

Vampire's postman.

Vampire Generation Gap

Dracula's false teeth

(Can't) Count Dracula.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

UK border controls relaxed.

Transylvanian backpackers.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Czarcasm

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"A haand gel...!?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Hot cross buns

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"