Dracula Aficionado Gifts

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Vampire at the dentist

Vampire Umbrella

"Nah, not my type."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Night of the Zombonies.

Paranormal A-Z...

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Astral Projection

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'