Dracula Fans Gifts

You're SORRY?!! You bite the manager in the neck and fly out the window and all you can say is you're SORRY?!!

'How could cute hurt so much?'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

ThrEschers.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Things are looking up!"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Halloween Selfie

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"Which one is yours?"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Telekinetics on strike...

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Dairy Devil

Thermidor Dali

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Decaying corpse

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

A were-cow.