Dracula Fans Gifts

You're SORRY?!! You bite the manager in the neck and fly out the window and all you can say is you're SORRY?!!

'How could cute hurt so much?'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Things are looking up!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Halloween Selfie

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Dairy Devil

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Telekinetics on strike...

Thermidor Dali

"Which one is yours?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

A were-cow.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."