Dracula Follower Prints

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Are you made of sugar?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Invisible clothes

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Halloween Selfie

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Vampire Umbrella

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

Witch Bonfire

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"Something nocturnal."

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

God throwing bricks on city

The Fox and the Crow.

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Monster Tax Service. Tax season is in full swing now. It looks like the zombies had the same income as prior years but King Kong had a big increase. Kong is climbing the corporate ladder while the zombies are stuck in dead-end jobs. The werewolf had some extra income -- must have been moonlighting. The Hulk is taking some credits for going green, and Frankenstein's monster has a big medical expense deduction because of all his surgery. As usual, the Invisible Man has the cleanest return.

Next stop: moon!