Dracula Devotee Prints

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Something nocturnal."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"What'll you have? Wait, lemme guess...a Bloody Mary, right?!"

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Christopher Lee...a tribute

Wine Dracula

Vampire

Halloween Selfie

"Seriously, Dracula?! I'm getting tired of teaching you how to turn the brightness down on your phone."

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"Ok Buddy. No more AB negative blood for you tonight!"

Bram Stoker's Spatula.

"Go on, Van Helsing, make my night!"

'Phew, what a night that was!'

"For the last time, use the lift, then the front door!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Vampire Flap

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Happy Hour

Modern Major General

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Shakespeare Street

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.