Downturn Detectives Gifts

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

A boy acting suspiciously

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

Violence on TV.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Working from home.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"I've found Waldo. Now what?"

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

You Always Get to Be the Good Guy

Did we end last week with an awesome, startling cliffhanger, or what? I mean, there you dear reader were, thinking what incredible revelation is forthcoming? How could you hint that Sadie Cohen, resident irascible octogenarian, has a dark secret, and then just break for the weekend? And yet … despite the fact that we esteemed and handsome cartoonists taunted you with such a remarkable tease, such a breakthrough narrative moment, we have not been inundated with cards and letters begging for the t

Rotting Jack-o'-Lantern Pie.

'After I found out he was a cop, he just stopped calling. Too bad. I thought this time it might lead to something - other than an arrest.'

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

'I don't feel like concentrating- see if you can find a rerun.'

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

You are Nowhere.

I'll know when the world is going to end -- all the expiration dates on food will be the same!

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

Flea Market

"Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"