Downturn Optimist Gifts

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Six Thinking Hats

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Flower growing from a bomb.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Coronovirus dreams

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Half-empty, yet I can't complain...'

Just Because it's Tuesday

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'I find it difficult not to entertain the occasional negative thought.'

'And the good news is - we're in deep doo-doo.'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

"I can dream, can't I?"

The Dungeon

'Looks like it's going to be a nice day!'

Gonna Suck

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

"Room for bigger presents!"

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."