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"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

A boy acting suspiciously

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Working from home.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Violence on TV.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'After I found out he was a cop, he just stopped calling. Too bad. I thought this time it might lead to something - other than an arrest.'

Rotting Jack-o'-Lantern Pie.

A plain clothes fairy

Flea Market

"Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

You are Nowhere.

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

'I don't feel like concentrating- see if you can find a rerun.'

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£