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Working from home.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

A boy acting suspiciously

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

Excessive Paperwork

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

'Good afternoon madam, we're Federal Bear Investigators. We believe a miss Goldilocks lives here?'

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'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"Hi honey - I'm Holmes!!!"

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

'Yes inspector, it's another cold blooded murder!'