Lost-and-found Detectives Prints

Working from home.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

A boy acting suspiciously

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

Excessive Paperwork

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

'Good afternoon madam, we're Federal Bear Investigators. We believe a miss Goldilocks lives here?'

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Hi honey - I'm Holmes!!!"

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

Lost & found dept.

'Yes inspector, it's another cold blooded murder!'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'