Doormat Devotee Gifts

Home & Garden. I need a new doormat. The old one is in tatters. You wore out your "welcome."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I love these old decorations!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"Labradoodle"

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Flower lamp.

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"Room for bigger presents."

"This one will go with everything,

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

"Do you want to sign this legislation now Senator, or wait till you finish coloring Goofy's silly pants?"

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

War and Peace

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

'...Because its easy to draw.'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Your doodling is getting out of hand."

Baroque