Collecting Doormats Gifts

Please wipe your belly.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

The Best Laid Plans

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

The gift of a family Christmas

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

"Jeez! You expect me to hibernate in these?"

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

The Job Interview

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

A mouse uses a computer with a small man as a mouse on a pad.

'Sometimes a police office has no choice but to use deadly force. Say for instance someone grabbed for your donut.'

Night Before Christmas

Beer Keg Babies

That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.

Mugshots

"What have I told you about accepting suits from strangers?"

An Energetic Susan.

'That's a tea tray.'

Fair Warning.

"How am I supposed to guide the sleigh with this mask on?"

'Apparently there's no good or bad children anymore... only misunderstood!'

Full circle