Collects Doormats Gifts

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Utility Chic.

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Baby blanket.

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"How many is too many?"

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

Manager: Do Not Disturb.

'It's goose down!'

The gift of a family Christmas

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'It's another canvasser dear'

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

A Businessman in a camo suit

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

Most people don't know that tug-o-war got it's start in the late 1600s when, for a brief amount of time, rope was considered legal tender.

Legless man shopping for coats modelled by legless mannequin.

Bundle up!

'Now let's try with the lining.'

'I told you not to wear that bearskin coat!'