Collecting Welcome Mats Gifts

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

Welcome Mat Factory - No Soliciting

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

"Jeez! You expect me to hibernate in these?"

Just a friendly gift.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.'

A mouse uses a computer with a small man as a mouse on a pad.

'Worlds best Sh***er'. Mug gift from flies.

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

Oh no, you've got hat hair

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Hellmets: Crash helmets in the form of Hell.

'You were fortunate that you were wearing protective headgear.'

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

'I've lost my basket...'

'You're under arrest for being an accessory to a robbery!'

Fair Warning.

A northern cow

To Captain John - Top Secret....For your Aye Only.

Sexy Forecaster.