Collecting Welcome Mats Pillows

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

Welcome Mat Factory - No Soliciting

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Just a friendly gift.

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"Jeez! You expect me to hibernate in these?"

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

"People wipe their feet on me all day long. I mean, really, what could possibly be worse than that?"

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.'

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

A mouse uses a computer with a small man as a mouse on a pad.

'Worlds best Sh***er'. Mug gift from flies.

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

Oh no, you've got hat hair

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

Hellmets: Crash helmets in the form of Hell.

'You were fortunate that you were wearing protective headgear.'

A northern cow

Oh, sure, blame the match, it's always blame the match - Does it look like this was my idea?

"B.Y.O.P.?" "Bring your own Prozac."

'You're under arrest for being an accessory to a robbery!'

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

'I've lost my basket...'

Fair Warning.

"They cut me, fold me, and wrap me up just so they can tear me apart."