Welcome Mat Collector Pillows

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

Servicemen.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Welcome to the Team

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

Missing You.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Reindeer

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"I know your mother."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Count Von Moltke.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Have somebody get rid of that!"

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Cards Galore.

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Sergeant Stripes