Welcome Event Pillows

"He's one of our own, so let's give him a big welcome."

Welcome to the Team

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

'I'm willing to relocate.'

"If you're looking to adopt a dog that's good with cats, may I suggest Ruffus."

'Hey, I remember delivering you to your parents: We're going full circle here!'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

'Thank God we're cute. You only get one chance to make a good first impression.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Wine-tasting Tour.

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

"This way, O' Brien."

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"If the Obama Transition Team is interested they'll leave a message."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

'Only water I'm afraid - we were relying on you, as dinner guests, to bring a bottle of wine...'

Building site. 'Going to be a new tv station.'

Read the author.

"Don't worry, our benefits cover great therapy."

'That's what I call well trained gun dogs.'

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

Hug

'You called?'

"The baby's alright, demanding a computer"