Unique Welcomer Pillows

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Wildlife

Welcome to the Team

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

Welcome to our team.

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

SOARING BILL

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

'Beware of dog' (with TV camera).

"He's one of our own, so let's give him a big welcome."

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

'That's what I call well trained gun dogs.'

"I have always wanted to be unique and at the same time not stand out in a crowd. I think I have succeeded."

Greetings cards

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'

'Show-off!'

Fire station pole. 'Don't worry, a fireman lives upstairs.'

'Yeah, it's different, but somehow it lacks edge.'