Welcome Back Pillows

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

Welcome to the Team

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

'Hey, I remember delivering you to your parents: We're going full circle here!'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

'Thank God we're cute. You only get one chance to make a good first impression.'

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Welcome to our team.

'Right... twenty squats and fifty press ups or no fit note.'

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

'How am I going to tell him he's no longer my best friend?'

"He's one of our own, so let's give him a big welcome."

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

A plant makes chaulk tallies on an office wall

'That's what I call well trained gun dogs.'

Hug

'I'm exhausted! I've been JUSTIFYING all day long!'

"These came in while you were incarcerated."

"The baby's alright, demanding a computer"

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."

David Copperfield is Hospitably Received by Mr Peggotty

'Honey, I'm gnome!'