Welcome Back Gifts

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

Welcome to the Team

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

'Hey, I remember delivering you to your parents: We're going full circle here!'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

'Thank God we're cute. You only get one chance to make a good first impression.'

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'We sleep 18 hours a day, eat whenever we want and the rest is all free time. So what's the big difference up here?'

Welcome to our team.

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

'Right... twenty squats and fifty press ups or no fit note.'

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

'How am I going to tell him he's no longer my best friend?'

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

"He's one of our own, so let's give him a big welcome."

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

'That's what I call well trained gun dogs.'

A plant makes chaulk tallies on an office wall

Hug

'I'm exhausted! I've been JUSTIFYING all day long!'

"These came in while you were incarcerated."

"The baby's alright, demanding a computer"

"Ah, noise, people, traffic. I missed this."